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50 Jokes about the Banjo

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Are you a fan of the banjo or know someone who is? Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting to learn, there’s one thing we can all appreciate: a good banjo joke. Banjos have been the butt of many jokes over the years, and we’ve compiled a list of the 50 best banjo jokes out there. From puns to one-liners, these jokes are sure to put a smile on your face and give you a good laugh. So sit back, relax, and get ready to enjoy some banjo humor!

50 Jokes about the Banjo

Here are 50 banjo jokes that I could find:

  1. What’s the difference between a banjo and a trampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
  2. Why do banjo players always leave their banjos in the car? So they can park in the handicapped spot.
  3. What’s the difference between a banjo and an onion? Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo.
  4. Why don’t banjo players ever play in the kitchen? Because that’s where you keep the spoons.
  5. What’s the difference between a banjo player and a vacuum cleaner? You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
  6. How can you tell if a banjo is in tune? The drool is coming out of both sides of the player’s mouth.
  7. Why do banjo players always have a half-smile on their face? Because they know they’re playing a joke on you.
  8. What do you call a banjo player in a suit? The defendant.
  9. What do you call a group of banjo players playing in unison? An oxymoron.
  10. Why do banjo players have a hard time catching fish? Because they keep plucking the strings.
  11. Why was the banjo player arrested? For being in possession of an offensive instrument.
  12. What’s the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? Vibrato.
  13. Why did the banjo player cross the road? To get away from the accordion player.
  14. What do you call a banjo player without a girlfriend? Homeless.
  15. Why do some people take an instant dislike to banjo players? It saves time.
  16. How do you make a banjo sound like a guitar? Sell it.
  17. What’s the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw? One is loud, obnoxious and noisy, and the other is a bird.
  18. What’s the difference between a banjo player and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
  19. What do you call a banjo player with a beeper? An optimist.
  20. What do you call a banjo player without a banjo? Sad.
  21. How do you keep a banjo player in suspense? I’ll tell you tomorrow.
  22. What’s the difference between a banjo and a trampoline? You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
  23. Why do banjo players put their instruments in the trunk of their car? So they can park in the handicapped spot.
  24. What do you call a banjo player who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
  25. Why do some people take an instant dislike to banjo players? It saves time.
  26. Why do banjo players always have a smile on their face? They know something you don’t.
  27. What do you call a banjo player who’s just broken up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
  28. Why do some people take an instant dislike to banjo players? It saves time.
  29. How do you tell if a banjo is out of tune? The strings are still tight.
  30. What’s the difference between a banjo player and a bucket of manure? The bucket.
  31. Why do some people find the sound of a banjo annoying? Because it reminds them of the sound their car makes when it needs a tune-up.
  32. What’s the difference between a banjo player and a computer? You only have to punch the information into a computer once.
  33. Why do banjo players always play so fast? They’re trying to get away from the sound of the banjo.
  34. What do you call a banjo player who breaks up with his girlfriend? A homeless musician.
  35. Why did the banjo player cross the road? To prove he could play “Turkey in the Straw” on the other side.
  36. How do you make a banjo player’s day? Give him a ukulele.
  37. What do you get when you cross a banjo player and a porcupine? A pincushion that can play “Foggy Mountain Breakdown.”
  38. Why did the banjo player go to the bank? To get his new strings.
  39. What’s the difference between a banjo and a Harley-Davidson motorcycle? You can tune a Harley.
  40. Why don’t banjo players play hide-and-seek? Nobody will look for them.
  41. How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb? Four – one to change the bulb and three to complain about how much better the old one sounded.
  42. What’s the difference between a banjo player and a catfish? One is a slimy, scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other is a fish.
  43. What do you call a banjo player with a broken hand? An optimist.
  44. How do you get a banjo player to play quieter? Put a piece of sheet music in front of him.
  45. Why did the banjo player start playing guitar? To get dates.
  46. What do you call a banjo player who just broke up with his girlfriend? A homeless musician.
  47. Why do some people take an instant dislike to banjo players? It saves time.
  48. What’s the difference between a banjo player and a vacuum cleaner? You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
  49. Why don’t sharks attack banjo players? Professional courtesy.
  50. Why did the banjo player quit his day job? He couldn’t find a job that paid as well as playing the banjo.

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